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Hail Satan

 

Satan went to Sardi’s, then he crashed the Brooklyn party of a would-be artist from NYU

He got shit-faced drunk, pissed in the punch

A buncha blowdry punks tossed him out on his tail

“You oughta be in jail,” they shouted

 

Hail Satan

Somebody hail Satan a cab

Hail Satan

Because the bartender cut off his tab

 

Satan spent Thanksgiving having dinner with his siblings at a cozy little condo in Malibu

He got wasted and pawed his sister-in-law

His brother slugged him in the jaw and said, “You horny bastard, you’re a natural disaster”

 

Hail Satan

Hail of furious blows

Hail Satan

Spreading misery wherever he goes

 

Satan took vacation at a base camp station in the Himalayas high above Kathmandu

He tried to get all hot and sweaty with a Sherpa girl named Betty

She summoned up a yeti and the next you knew

It was Satan stew

They chanted

 

Hail Satan

Hail and fare thee well

Hail Satan

Hey Satan, what’s that smell?

 

Hail Satan

You’re gonna wish, gonna wish, gonna wish you were back in…