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Idiot Got the Keys

 

Bully got the pulpit, crazy got the gun

Piling up the bullshit, they got reason on the run

Chaos and confusion, blowing in the breeze

Crippling disillusion ever since that idiot got the keys

 

Idiot got the keys

 

Facts are overrated, truth is overwhelmed

Intolerance and hatred, new coins of the realm

Compassion’s on the ropes and they’ve got science on its knees

Abandon any hope all ye who enter now that idiot got the keys

 

Now that idiot has got the keys

With his legions of hypocrisy

Should we pack all our belongings and flee

Because he will decree guaranteed

Idiocracy

 

Idiot got the keys

 

His chauvinism’s older than the age of the wheel

Got a chip on his shoulder the size of the Bastille

With his tight little fists that just love to squeeze

Got the charm of a cyst and now that idiot’s got the keys

 

Now that idiot has got the keys

It’s an alternate reality

Welcome back to 1953

Because he wants to see guaranteed

Idiocracy

 

Idiot got the keys

 

You thought it would be prudent to put him in command

Like a special-needs student with a weapon in each hand

There’s no time like the present to make new enemies

Or invest in antidepressants now that motherfucking idiot got the keys

 

Now that idiot has got the keys

With his idiot priorities

We’re all beneath the sword of Damocles

Or an elephant on a trapeze

Woe to anyone who disagrees

With his Confederate shock and sleaze

Best protect your body cavities

Because he will emcee guaranteed

Idiocracy