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We the Donald (2016 campaignful version)

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And you know I’ve got a message for you from atop the corporate ladder

And although it’s not entirely true it doesn’t seem to matter

Coz there’s gold in everything that I do and every idiot phrase that I mutter

So I sold an empty promise to you and now I’m selling you yet another

 

We not the people, we the Donald

Let’s pluck the eagle, we the Donald

 

I’ll erect a wall to carry my name, maybe I’ll build a whole chain on credit

I expect the world to bow and obey and do whatever I say coz I said it

I’ll decree a reign of insults and hate that is how I negotiate between us

I will be a champion leader of state don’t debate with the great white penis

 

We not the world, we the Donald

Head like a squirrel, we the Donald

 

I’ll return the nation

To global domination

I’ll sponsor legislation to

Outlaw immigration

Begin the deportation

Banish naturalization

Repeal emancipation

Bring back segregation

Reward discrimination

Spread misinformation

Ban all vaccination

Be the nation’s salvation

Run it like a corporation

Or perhaps a plantation

For the benefit of the one percent

When I’m president

 

I support all of the bimbos and tramps with their complaints and their cramps, you know I’m teasing

I’ll export every Muslim and spouse, you know it’s called the White House for a reason

I’m the guy who’s got the trophiest wife and the skin tone of brightest crimson

You can’t buy the things that I represent along with Vice President Homer Simpson

 

We not the X-Men, we the Donald

Cartoon election, we the Donald

We miss America, take this America, break this America

We the Donald

And you’re fired

 

Make America great again

Make America hate again

Make America straight again

Close America’s gate again

Seal America’s fate again